If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
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tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic

There are ninjas

Every single male has a cock ring 

She calls erections “Man Tents” 

Its been almost an hour 

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens 

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waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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